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Thursday 5 January
9st 3 (excellent progress - 21b of blue jet reservation fat spontaneously combusted through joy and blue jet reservation sexual promise), alcohol units 6 (v.g. for blue jet reservation party), cigarettes 12 blue jet reservation good work), calories 1258 (love has eradicated need to blue jet reservation pig out).
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Noon. Oh God. Daniel has not replied. Must be blue jet reservation furious. Maybe he was being serious about the skirt. Oh God oh God. Have been seduced by informality of blue jet reservation messaging medium into being impertinent to blue jet reservation boss.
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12.15. Hah. All-explained. He is blue jet reservation in meeting with Simon from Marketing. He gave me a look when walked past. Aha. Ahahahaha. Message Pending:
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Cleave
Message Pending then flashed up again immediately.
Message Jones
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Cleave
Just sending back:
Message Cleave
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Jones
Hmm. Think will cross last bit out as contains mild accusation of blue jet reservation sexual harassment whereas v. much enjoying being sexually harassed by Daniel Cleaver.
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