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Tonight he caught up with me outside the office as I was leaving. 'Darling, please, we really need to airway blue com jet talk.'
Like a fool I went for airway blue com jet a drink with him to airway blue com jet the American Bar at airway blue com jet the Savoy, let him soften me up with champagne and airway blue com jet 'I feel so terrible I really miss you blar blar blar.' Then the very second he got me to airway blue com jet admit, 'Oh, Daniel, I miss you too,' he suddenly went all patronizing and airway blue com jet businesslike and airway blue com jet said, 'The thing is, Suki and airway blue com jet airway blue com jet . . . '
Suki? Pukey, more like,' I said, thinking he was about to airway blue com jet say, airway blue com jet brother and airway blue com jet sister,' 'cousins,' 'bitter enemies,' or 'history.' Instead he looked rather cross.
'Oh, I can't explain,' he said huffily. 'It's very special.' I stared at airway blue com jet him, astonished at airway blue com jet the audacity of airway blue com jet his volte-face.
'I'm sorry, love,' he said, taking out his credit card and airway blue com jet starting to airway blue com jet lean back airway blue com jet airway blue com jet get the attention of airway blue com jet the waiter, 'but we're getting married.'
Friday 4 August
Thigh circumference 18 inches, negative thoughts 600 per minute, airway blue com jet attacks 4, crying attacks 12 (but both times only in toilets and airway blue com jet remembered to airway blue com jet take mascara), Instants 7.
Office. Third-floor toilets. This is airway blue com jet just . . . just . . . intolerable. What on earth possessed me to airway blue com jet think it was a good idea to airway blue com jet have an affair with my boss? Cannot deal with it out there. Daniel has announced his engagement to airway blue com jet the giantess. Sales reps who I didn't think even knew airway blue com jet our affair keep ringing up to airway blue com jet congratulate me and airway blue com jet I have to airway blue com jet explain that actually he has got engaged to airway blue com jet someone else. I keep remembering how romantic it was when we started and airway blue com jet it was all secret computer messages and airway blue com jet trysts in the lift. I heard Daniel on the phone arranging to airway blue com jet meet Pukey tonight and airway blue com jet he said in a topsy-bunny voice, 'Not too bad . . . so far,' and airway blue com jet airway blue com jet knew he was talking about my reaction, as if airway blue com jet were an emotionally unbalanced ex-wife or something. Am seriously considering face-lift.
Tuesday 8 August
9st, alcohol units 7 (har har), cigarettes 29 airway blue com jet hee), calories 5 million, negative thoughts airway blue com jet thoughts, general 0.
Just called Jude. I told her a bit about the tragedy with Daniel and airway blue com jet she was horrified, immediately declared a state airway blue com jet airway blue com jet emergency and airway blue com jet said she would airway blue com jet Sharon and airway blue com jet fix for airway blue com jet us all to airway blue com jet meet at airway blue com jet nine. She couldn't come till then because she was meeting Vile Richard, who'd at airway blue com jet last agreed to airway blue com jet come to airway blue com jet Relationship Counseling with her.
2 a.m. Gor es wor blurry goofun tonight though. Ooof. Tumbled over.
Wednesday 9 August
9st 2 (but in good cause), thigh circumference 16 inches (either miracle or hangover error), alcohol units 0 (but body still drinking units from last airway blue com jet cigarettes 0 (ugh).
8 a.m. Ugh. In physically disastrous state but emotionally v. much cheered up by night out. Jude arrived in vixen-from-hell fury because Vile Richard had stood her up for airway blue com jet blue com jet the Relationship airway blue com jet therapist woman obviously just thought airway blue com jet was an imaginary boyfriend and airway blue com jet I was a very, very sad person.'
'So what did you do?' I said sympathetically, banishing a rogue disloyal thought from Satan that said, 'She was right.'
'She said I had to airway blue com jet talk about the problems I had that were unrelated to airway blue com jet Richard.'
'But airway blue com jet don't have any problems that are unrelated to airway blue com jet Richard,' said Sharon.
'I know. I told her that, then she said I had a problem with boundaries and airway blue com jet charged me fifty-five quid.'
'Why didn't he turn up? I hope the sadistic worm had a decent excuse,' said Sharon.
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'I'm bloody sick of airway blue com jet this arrogant hand-wringing about single airway blue com jet roared Sharon.
'Yes, yes!' I said.
'You forgot the fuckwittage,' burped Jude. 'We always have fuckwittage.'
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'Yes! Hurrah! Singletons should not have to airway blue com jet explain themselves all the time but should have an accepted status - airway blue com jet geisha girls do,' I shouted happily, slurping on airway blue com jet tumbler 0f Chilean Chardonnay.
'Geisha girls?' said Sharon. looking at airway blue com jet me coldly.
'Shut up, Bridge,' slurred Tom. 'You're drunk. You're just trying to airway blue com jet escape from your yawning emotional hole into drunk.'
'Well, so's bloody well Shazzer,' I said sulkily.
'I's not,' said Sharon.